Bail Bond Information

Absolute Bail Bonds has been serving California communities since 1987. During that time our business has grown to a statewide bail bond agency providing speedy service that gets people released from jail as quickly as possible.

We keep it simple and can immediately arrange bail and write the bond. We can even work with you on financial arrangements - like collateral or credit terms.

We believe in the right to bail and that a person is innocent until proven guilty. We also believe each person has the right to a fair and speedy trial and has the right to be represented by an attorney.

If you have any questions regarding our services, please visit our webiste: www.absolutebailbonds.com or by calling 1-800-793-2245.

Sometimes I wonder

Sometimes I wonder why anyone would choose a job that never closes. 24hours a day can wear you out.....but it's addicting.


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Man arrested with whole chicken in pants

A man with an unusually large bulge in his pants was arrested in front of a Wal-Mart Supercenter in Palm Springs, CA. when he admitted he was trying to steal chicken.
Timothy Yates, 46, was booked on suspicion of possessing stolen property and taken to jail, where he was locked up in lieu of $5,000 bail Tuesday evening, police said.....So is this the opening line of a joke? Are you happy to see me or is that just a chicken in your pants?


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LA COUNTY:Mother of man killed by officer wants $50 million

Los Angeles County, CALIFORNIA- A local mother of a man fatally shot at his front door by a police officer has filed a $50 million claim against the city of Inglewood.

The families attorney Gregory Yates, representing Donna Wicks (mother), says he filed the claim this week, along with a federal civil rights lawsuit.

The victim, Kevin Wicks was fatally shot after answering his door early July 21. Police say he was pointing a gun at officers and that the shooting appeared to be in self-defense. The official statement has not been fully released pending investigation.

The officer involved in this shooting is also being investigated for another shooting just 10 weeks earlier.

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Strange laws

Some more strange laws that I find amusing:

Kentucky:
1. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she"cannot hold onto the ground."
2. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Louisiana:
1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," whilebiting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Massachusetts:
1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay aspecial license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

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I forgot

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Taxpayers are paying for inmates release

Did you guys know that our tax dollars are being used to release criminals? Yes, it's true our hard earned dollars (or whats left of them) are used by the state/counties to release criminals. The same people who we just paid to put it.
How it works:
1)Someones arrested
2)They are booked into jail
3)A OR (own recognizance) officer reviews they're file and if they "qualify" they are released from jail with a ticket to reappear on the court date.

The OR officer is paid by us! Why do I care? Because my job is the "Only" part of the criminal justice process that is privately funded. The family or friends bail them out, they pay for it. I would rather see our tax dollars used for schools or roads. Tell me what you think

Bail Bonds

Working for Absolute Bail Bonds in California has put me in touch with some pretty interesting folks over the last 15yrs. I'm going to sit a while and think of some of the times and put them up as soon as possible.

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Strange California laws

1. Los Angeles County Laws It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
2. No person may charge admission to a house party.
3. Norco Laws Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle. However, this does not apply to a vehicle which is attempting to sell something.
4. Pacific Grove Laws It is illegal to molest butterflies.
5. Pasadena Laws It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
6. Portola Laws One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
7. Prunedale Laws Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house

Bail Bond stories

I'll share the first story that comes to mind. A woman called from jail to get a bail bond for herself. She was crying and upset (for obvious reasons) I asked what she had been charged with. The very emotional woman stated that she was being charged with, "cruelty to animals"....Ok I've had these calls before. This one had a twist.
I asked her to explain a little more so that I could understand what she was exactly in for. The woman began to explain that she was having problems and thought about committing suicide. Sooooo where does the animal come in? Well it turns out that she chose to use a handgun and missed.....that's where the poor animal comes in.